What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 18:19
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Why should we share our wife with others?
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Turn This ChatGPT Prompt Into A Six-Figure Passive Income Stream - Forbes
No way
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The Louvre, the world’s most-visited museum, shuts down to sound the alarm on mass tourism - PBS
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
How does a person become transgender?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why don't people like Nickelback?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No go.
Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts